i was riding my bicycle to class the other day. it is a fixed gear so generally the only way to slow or stop is to lock up your legs and skid the back tire. it was early and my mind wasn't fully functional for the day yet. i went to skid around a tight corner but i came in "a little to hot". i ended up going directly into a big planter of 3 foot tall juniper bushes. lesson learned: i'm a bit of a jackass.
people saw me and laughed at me. I laughed as well but we were not laughing together. so it goes.
9 years ago
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Skidding around corners?? That gets a 'fucking A, man' from me.
I'm almost at the lol level.
I was thinking of having a friend do a photo journal re-enacting the scene. Good Idea, Bad Idea? You make the call!
This is beautiful. Simply beautiful.
In the middle of a Logan winter Jesse and I were flyering for a show in an apartment complex and I was getting back into my car (which was parked on an incline facing downwards) and I slipped on the ice, landed on my back and slid half way under my car. And yes, there were witnesses. It hurt in more ways than one.
PS-you should blog yourself over to ours: hallieandjeremy.blogspot.com
See you tomorrow and remember-you are nobody's bitch.
Jeremy,
That is a scary story dude. Glad you're still with us. And not scary in a The Howl at USU kind of way, but in a "I'm glad you didn't die" kind of way.
Thanks Drew-I'm pretty stoked I'm here to share the story.
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