firstly, i want to dedicate this post to jessica. she is my nyc savior and best host ever. she pretty much treated me like a welcome house guest all summer long. i can't wait for anytime and the possibility of a goat cheese omelet next month.
with that said, here's a link to a game i made for a class. i hope it will gain a spot in the ranks with jesse's classic titled "heavy shred". brooklyn folk should note that the street names may seem familiar.
anyway, try it out and post high scores as comments. it may be a little slow depending on how fast your computer is. i plan to make a version 2.0 so i'd love to hear your comments about how to make it better.
LINK
a tip: don't run into stuff. it makes it way less fun (but if you do run into stuff, visit the bike shop).
9 years ago
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oh, and it's meant to be hard as crap to play. it's kind of a learning game. Learn your way around williamsburg brooklyn.
I made -$10, f-yeah! wait is this like golf?
I tried again and got $55. Will try more at lunch.
$60 Ha!
Just wait till I get the hang of this!
I think he should be able to turn MUCH faster. It's like he's riding a ten foot long bike. Ten feet!
Plus, why would he skid if he has a brake on there? It would be a lot quicker to just use the brake. (Admittedly it would be much less Brooklyn)
Plus, the seatpost and saddle on the main-page bike are way off.
Plus, you asked for critiques.
Plus, I'm upset about having to write a paper on a Friday night.
Plus, Pica got bit by a dracula cunt of a dog at the dog park, and now probably needs stitches.
p.s. Cool game.
p.p.s. Do you still have the fauxhawk?
p.p.p.s. I love you?
Oh, and dude is a serious MASHER.
drew. you have a serious eye for detail. sorry your bitch got bit.
turning radius changes based on speed. i wanted to make it that way so you can't turn too sharp because you'd strike a pedal.
bike on main page is not the bike the dude is actually riding. it's merely a representation of a fixed gear. the saddle is so low because it's a photo of some chick's bike.
the bike the dude is actually riding doesn't have brakes.
So...fauxhawk or not?
If you don't like my haircut you should just have the balls to tell me instead of being an este dude about it to me.
And, what's with the question mark after the i love you? Do you love me or not, god-damnit?!
Ahh, your just greasing me up for your upcoming visit. Well it's working, this is genius! I am so proud to have my name associated with it. And no, I haven't made any money or even complete the task so far. It's cause the streets aren't actually the same right? Just named the same? Plus I suck at all video/computer games excepting Super Mario Brothers on Super Nintendo, and Dance Dance Revolution.
Dusty, remember when you greased ME up? MMMMMM...slip!
drew, i must've passed out right after i urinated on your leg because i don't remember any of the greasing.
jess, the streets are actually in the right places as well. if you look at the left side of the map there are 3 big blocks where McCarren park is. the whole thing is tilted a little bit though so north isn't actually straight up.
Dude, after reading the comments, I feel a little better about my $80.
Is it really possible to make 10 stops before time runs out?
It is way better than Heavy Shread. Nice job.
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